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BREAKING: Chicago Blackhawks To Retire The Letter ‘Q’

1_Chicagoside_Breaking_News_LogoAs the Chicago Blackhawks ready the rafters to hang another championship banner, the crew at the United Center will also have to make room next to #9, #21, #18, #35 and others. The team has announced that after bringing the Stanley Cup home twice in four years, the Hawks will retire the letter ‘Q,’ for Coach Joel Quenneville.

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“We all know what Coach Q has contributed to this team,” said Blackhawks owner Rocky Wirtz. “And no one has owned a letter in Chicago like this since Kerry Wood was ‘Kid K.’”

“And besides, if we tried to retire a mustache in Chicago, there would be chaos in the streets.”

The Hawks have retired seven numbers, ranging from Glenn “Mr. Goalie” Hull’s #1, to Tony Esposito’s #35. Stan Mikita (#21) and Bobby Hull (#9) were the first Hawks to receive the honor in the early ’80s. But this unprecedented move would make the team the first pro club to ever retire a letter of the alphabet, and would likely also mean elite players like Jonathan Quick and Henrik Lundqvist would be ineligible to don a Hawks sweater without visiting the county registrar first.

“I think this is a great idea,” said Bobby Hull, reached by phone. “I think the more up there hanging alongside my number, the merrier.”

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