BREAKING: Chicago Bulls Unveil Derrick Rose Statue At United Center

1_Chicagoside_Breaking_News_LogoCHICAGO—As the Chicago Bulls players face elimination this weekend at the hands of the surging Brooklyn Nets, Bulls execs have already moved beyond the playoffs and started memorializing the 2013 season.

While the statue artist has cleared the statue for unveiling—see below “street test”— Derrick has requested that it not be on display until he knows, in his mind, that it’s ready.

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*Fake.

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