Hey, Sox fans, you have a unique opportunity!
Someone on eBay is selling a 2005 Sox World Series Ring. The provenance isn’t totally clear; it’s called a “version” ring, so I imagine it’s from the manufacturing process. Bid away, here.
Just $24,999.99.
(Me, if it were a Cubs ring, I’d round up to $25,000, but Bridgeport bidding strategy isn’t my forte.)
Also includes free shipping. For nearly twenty-five-goddamn grand, it’d better be delivered in a limo by Miss Alabama wearing her sash and a smile and not much else.
There’s a “Make an Offer” option. I offered $10.00. Let’s see if that’s enough! If not, there’s a “Buy it Now” option; maybe the guys at the Hamburg Social Club can round up that much spare change from their couch cushions.
