As reported this week, former Chicago Bears coach Lovie Smith plans to sit out the 2013 season after failing to land a head-coaching position with either San Diego, Buffalo or Philadelphia. Or Arizona or Buffalo. Or Kansas City or Jacksonville. Or Cleveland. But he’s not a wallow-on-the-couch type of guy. If we know Lovie, he’ll keep busy, even if he’s getting paid $5 million by the Bears to stay away.
Which gig would best fit Lovie’s sabbatical?
School Bus Driver
Sure, time management isn’t his forte and his kids would be late occasionally, but with his strong defensive instincts, would there be a safer set of school children in America?
Starbucks Barista
Everything is decaffeinated for Lovie, so maybe this isn’t for him.
D.J. D.Fence
Not pictured: Mike Martz popping and locking on the dance floor.
Celebrity Judge on “The Voice”
“Cassadee Pope is our singer.”
Yogi
Was there a more centered coach in the League?
Airport Security
Nobody’s getting through. Literally.
